hahahahahaha
Shows how stupid these global warming people are
1. Cannibalism - Ted Turners idea "In 30 or 40 years. "Civilization will have broken down. The few people left will be living in a failed state, like Somalia or Sudan, and living conditions will be intolerable," he said.
Turner blamed global warming on overpopulation, saying "too many people are using too much stuff."
Crops won't grow and "most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals," Turner said.
2. The Death of the Loch Ness Monster - Too stupid to even post the reasoning.
3. Beer Gets More Expensive
4. Pythons Take Over America - "The U.S. Geological Survey and the Fish and Wildlife Service investigated the spread of "invasive snakes," like the pythons, brought to the U.S. as pets. The Burmese pythons' potential American habitat would expand by 2100, according to global warming models, the paper reported."
"We were surprised by the map. It was bigger than we thought it was going to be," says Gordon Rodda, zoologist and lead project researcher, told USAToday.com. "They are moving northward, there's no question."
5. Kidney Stones- "Scientists predict that higher temperatures will lead to more dehydration and therefore to more kidney stones. "This will come and get you in your home," said Dr. Tom Brikowski, lead researcher and an associate professor at the University of Texas at Dallas. "It will make life just uncomfortable enough that maybe people will slow down and think what they're doing to the climate."
6. Skinny Whales - Just shut up Japanese Gov.
7. Shark Attacks - "George Burgess of Florida University, a shark expert that maintains an attack database, told the Guardian that shark attacks were caused by human activity. "As the population continues to rise, so does the number of people in the water for recreation. And as long as we have an increase in human hours in the water, we will have an increase in shark bites," he said."
8. Black Hawk Down- "In Somalia back in 1993, climate change, according to 11 three- and four-star generals, resulted in a drought which led to famine,"? Rep. Edward Markey told a group of students who had come to the Capitol to discuss global warming, according to CNSNews.com. "That famine translated to international aid we sent in to Somalia, which then led to the U.S. having to send in forces to separate all the groups that were fighting over the aid, which led to Black Hawk Down." Now that's a stretch and alot of if's
9. Frozen Penguin Babies
10. Killer Stingray Invasion - "Global warming is going to drive killer stingrays, like the one that killed Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin, to the shores of Britain after a 5-foot -long marbled stingray was captured by fishermen, the Daily Mail reported in June." Too bad the only attacks that usually happen are complete accidents , like the Steve Irwin one, with these animals
Boy this was a good laugh
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,472084,00.html
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